May 2012
April 2012
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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
mrscphillips:
Look at this guy
he has three fucking arms
if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
I have a really comfortable mutual follow going on with some of you where we don’t talk a whole lot but it’s just really nice and I like seeing you on my dash and if you ever unfollow me I would be unjustifiably sad
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Who wants to come watch old Pokemon movies with me? :3
Two churches located across the street from each... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
amixedreality:
ladyofmischief:
katoby:
lucifersbutt:
if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it
yes
yes
I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
wvnderbar:
arguing with people on the internet is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato.
byebyebarbie:
I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film
Sex Tip #56
When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
2 tags
me: opens tumblr
me: sees pictures of band members
me: makes weird noises
me: rolls off bed
me: rolls out window
me: rolls into street
me: rolls off the earth
me: floats into space
me: incinerates in the sun
me: reblogs post
